Here, we explore the absurdities of being a sentient tree.
Join us for a stroll through the forest of existential dread and occasional squirrely puns!
Or, you know, just sit under the shade and enjoy the view. Your choice.
Read more about TreeMendous Trysts, where the trees get together and make awkward small talk.
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