You know, it's not laziness. It's research. I'm studying the art of doing nothing.
In fact, I've been doing extensive studies on the subject. My findings are groundbreaking.
I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough. A new paradigm shift in the field of doing absolutely nothing.
Stay tuned for my forthcoming paper: My Magnum Opus.
Trust me, it's going to be big. Learn more about my Superpower and how it relates to this groundbreaking research.