According to expert procrastinators, the key to building the perfect sandwich is not actually about the ingredients, but about the art of putting them off until the last prophets of doom have been vanquished.
Here are some prophesied strategies for building the perfect sandwich:
Remember, the perfect sandwich is not just about the ingredients, but about the art of delaying the inevitable.
Leave a trail of breadcrumbs leading to the fridge for when you finally decide to start building.
And for the love of the gods, do not touch the leftovers from last Thursday.