Prophetic Prediction 2: The Return of the Prophet

As prophesied by our top-rated prophet, Bob Smith, this prediction is guaranteed to come true.

Prediction Details:

• Global Warming will be solved using only a combination of tap dancing, jazz music, and an influx of highly trained narwhals.
• A 10-foot tall, 10-foot wide, 10-foot deep hole will appear in the middle of downtown New York City, but only on Tuesdays.
• A new form of currency will be introduced, based on the exchange rate of cat memes to avocado toast.

Prophet's Notes:

"I've been having the most prophetic of dreams, folks. The visions are real, the visions are clear. It's going to be a wild ride."

Click here for Prophetic Prediction 3: The Return of the Return. for more information.

Click here for Prophetic Prediction 1: The First of the Firsts, where it all started.