Professor Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle has gone awry! He can't even be certain about his socks.
It's not just the socks, though - it's his entire wardrobe. Black, white, or something in between? The uncertainty is killing him.
Perhaps a visit to the ProphesiedAnswers Institute for Quantum Fashion Counseling might help? (Quantum Solutions)
Or maybe, just maybe, he needs to consult the ancient art of Quantum Flapdoodle?
