Q: What is a Quantum Flapdoodle?
Q: Can I use Quantum Flapdoodle for time travel?
No. We're working on it.
Q: Will I get a headache from using Quantum Flapdoodle?
A: Learn about our rigorous testing procedures
Q: Can I use it with my toaster?
Not recommended
Q: Will I get rich from selling Quantum Flapdoodle on the black market?
A: Read our exposé on the dark side of Quantum Flapdoodle
Q: Is it a real thing?
No.
Q: Can I eat it?
Don't do that.
Q: Is it a form of art?
A: Learn about our collaboration with renowned artist, Chuck Norris
Q: Can I use it to talk to aliens?
No, but you can use it to talk to your aunt