UnlikelyUrgencies: A ProphesiedAnswers Page

Because you asked for it, here are some completely reasonable and utterly irrational concerns for when the apocalypse hits:

• Will the zombies be vegan?
• Will the robot uprising be more efficient if they're powered by artisanal coffee?
• Will the aliens be impressed by our memes?

For more Random Panic scenarios, click here.

Or, if you're feeling extra cautious, check out our PreparatoryLists for the impending doom.