Random Prophesy

In the year 3050, the skies were painted with colors that matched the hues of a dying star. Our prophet, a wise and venerable man named Zorg, foresaw the impending doom of the galaxy and foretold us:

Read the Prophecy of Doom

Or, if you will, the prophecy of:

The Return of the Great Flamingo Invasion

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

The Rise of the Robot Corgis