As the self-proclaimed Prophet of Orange, I have decreed that today shall be a day of unbridled joy and revelry. The Orange Parade shall commence at precisely 3:14 PM and shall feature an assortment of floats, marching bands, and individuals dressed in their finest orange attire.
But wait, there's more! The Orange Parade is not just a spectacle, but also a time for introspection and self-discovery. Browse our collection of Orange-Related Prophecies, penned by yours truly, the Prophet of Orange.
And, of course, no celebration would be complete without a healthy dose of Orange-Flavored treats. Visit our Orange-Themed Snack Bar for a taste of the divine.
Now, go forth and celebrate the glory of the Orange!