Incident Report: Time Travel Disaster Response Team (TTRD)
On Galactic Coordinates 4321.4321.4321, our time-traveling agent, Agent Bob experienced a catastrophic time dilation effect, causing a ruckus in the timestream.
Cause of Incident: Excessive consumption of Chronon particles during unauthorized temporal experimentation.
Recommendations:
- Agent Bob must undergo immediate temporal rehabilitation to prevent further time paradoxes.
- Review and revise all time travel protocols to ensure adequate safety measures are taken.