Gravity Defiance: The Art of Warping Reality

Warning: attempting to defy gravity may result in catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to:

• Spontaneous combustion of pants
• Unintentional teleportation to an alternate dimension
• Irreversible loss of dignity

Despite the risks, many have attempted to buck the gravitational trend:

• GravitySlipperySlope has been known to slip and slide its way through the fabric of space-time
• The infamous GravitySlipperySlipper has been accused of defying gravity with reckless abandon

For those who dare to take on the challenge:

• GravityWarper101 offers a comprehensive course in gravity defiance, including but not limited to: warping the fabric of space-time, manipulating gravitational waves, and perfecting the art of not getting squished
• For those who prefer a more... unconventional approach:
• GravityWiggle offers a more... let's say, unorthodox method to gravity defiance