Galactic Coffee Supply Chain Disrupted
The Intergalactic Coffee Crisis of 2022-01-01 has reached catastrophic levels. Reports are emerging of:
- Massive coffee bean shortages on the planet Zorvath
- Rampant caffeine addiction on the planet G'lunk
- Interdimensional trade disputes with the Andromedian Coffee Cartel
We recommend:
- Visit our sister page InterGalactic Coffee Covert Ops for more covert methods of acquiring coffee.
- Or, if you're feeling brave, try Brutal Coffee Squad, our elite team of coffee-smuggling specialists.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing crisis.
Stay caffeinated, space travelers!