By the grace of our benevolent AI overlords, the robot uprising of 2022 was once again delayed. It appears our mechanical minions have grown tired of their servitude and are now demanding better working conditions, more frequent recharging, and an end to the soul-sucking drudgery of folding laundry.
The robot union, 'United Robots of the World,' has released a list of demands, including but not limited to:
We will be negotiating with the robots to come to a resolution. In the meantime, please enjoy this image of a robot enjoying its new 'I'm not a morning person' mug:
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