Prophetical Ponderings of Unrelenting Awesomeness

Wherein lies the secret to becoming a being of unadulterated magnificence?

We'll start by exploring the mysteries of the Taco Matrix, and the ancient art of Taco Hermetics.

Or perhaps, you're more interested in the finer points of Unrelenting Utopia, where one can find the ultimate balance of productivity and existential dread?