Follow the leader, mortals! Prophets are always on the move, and I am the trendiest of them all! My followers are the envy of all the other prophets, and my influence is unmatched.
Want to know what's hot, what's not, and what's just plain weird? Look no further than my Trend Spotter section, where I break down the latest and greatest in fashion, music, and culture.
Stay on top of the game, mortals! Follow my trend reports, and never be left behind.
Don't @ me, haters!
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