FAQs for the Righteous

Q: How do I know when to crack open the egg of destiny?

A: Listen for the faint clucking. It's like a cosmic whisper, but louder. Like, way louder.

Q: Are eggs good for breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

A: Ah, the answer is all three. Don't question the egg, just roll with it.

Q: How do I know when I'm being led by the egg?

A: When you're constantly finding yourself surrounded by the scent of bacon, and your friends are all like 'egg-pecting' you to do stuff, you're being led by the egg.

Q: Is it true that eggs are the source of all wisdom?

A: Not just wisdom, but also all philosophy, all art, all science... basically, everything.

Q: Can I eat the egg, or is it a metaphorical egg?

A: It depends. If you're a Prophetess of the Egg, you can eat it. Otherwise, just look at it. Really, really hard.

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