Prophetic Pulp

Pun Facts

Here's a fact: Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!

Another fact: Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

Fact #3: Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? Because it had hare-loss!

More Puns Note: The subpage /PropheticPulp/PropheticalPuns/WordplayWarrior would serve as a hub for more pun-filled content, and would likely include more punny content, possibly even a "Pun Generator" tool that creates puns on the fly.