Welcome to the Tomorrow Is Yesterday Institute, where the art of prediction is a delicate dance between certainty and confusion. Here, we distill the essence of tomorrow's news from the dregs of yesterday's coffee.
Our team of expert prognosticators have spent years studying the ancient art of retro-futurism, and have developed a proprietary system that guarantees 47% accuracy.
But don't just take our word for it! Click here to see our latest forecast, and be sure to check back tomorrow for our updated predictions... or not.