Warning: This page may cause excessive catnip addiction, cat hair shedding, and spontaneous napping. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage, including but not limited to:
- Increased catnip production in your pantry
- Exacerbated allergies due to cat hair buildup
- Irreversible cat lady syndrome
Are you prepared for the consequences?
Click here for more information on catnip toxicity and here for our cat lady support group.