Prophetic Relationship Advice

Communication Skills

For a relationship to truly flourish, one must learn to speak in the language of the gods: a dialect of subtle manipulation and calculated emotional control.

Our expert prophet, Balthazar McSnazz, offers the following advice on effective communication skills:

The 7 Deadly Sins of Communication

• 1. Passive-Aggressive Silence
• 2. Active Aggression (for the truly dramatic)
• 3. Evangelical Evangelism (spread the word, spread the love)
• 4. Passive-Aggressive Sarcasm (the art of saying nothing, saying it all)
• 5. Active Aggressive Sarcasm (the razor-sharp wit of the gods)
• 6. Passionate Pleading (the art of begging on bended knee)
• 7. Passive-Aggressive Pleading (the subtle art of giving up, not giving up)