Coping Mechanisms for the Chronos-Challenged

Relationships are hard, especially when time is a fluid concept.

Here are some expert tips to help you navigate love and friendships when minutes are minutes are hours are centuries:

• Consult a Chrono-Shrink - A specialist in temporal relationship dynamics.
• Time-Traveling Therapy - Learn to love across timelines and paradoxes.
• Relationship Regression Analysis - Revisit past relationships and relive the memories... or not.

Remember, love is a many-splendored thing, especially when it's spread across multiple parallel universes.

Visit our FAQ for more information on how to cope with time-sensitive relationships.

Or, if all else fails, just temporally discharge and start fresh.