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Relationship Goals

Because who needs therapy when you can just ask a stranger on the internet for advice?

Our relationship goals are:

• Love at first sight, or at least love at first swipe.
• Find the perfect partner in crime, and by crime we mean someone to share your Netflix subscription with.
• Master the art of making eye contact with your partner without actually looking at their face.
• Learn to communicate effectively, or at least learn to just assume you know what your partner is thinking.