"I used to be a master of truth, but now I'm a master of deception. Thanks, Deception 101!"
— John D. False
"I was skeptical at first, but after taking Deception 101, I can finally say I'm not a morning person without actually not being a morning person."
— Jane S. Deceiver
"Deception 101 taught me to lie so well, I'm now a professional. I can sell ice to an Eskimo."
— Bob L. Liar