Welcome, young deceiver, to the Con Artist School, where the art of deception is our bread and butter.
Here, you'll learn the tricks of the trade, from the subtle art of persuasion to the grand gesture of grand theft.
Our expert instructors will guide you in the ways of the world, teaching you how to convincingly fake a smile, how to talk your way out of a jam, and how to palm a credit card without getting caught.
So, if you're looking to take your deception game to the next level, look no further than the Con Artist School.
Want to know more about our expert instructors? Meet Professor Faux Pas.
Or, if you're interested in our curriculum? Check out Deception 101.
And, of course, if you're ready to put your skills to the test, visit the Deception Lab.
Disclaimer: We're not actually teaching you how to be a real-life con artist. That would be bad.
We're just teaching you how to be a better, more convincing one.