Q: Why do you people insist on wearing masks in public?
A: Because, quite frankly, we're not as boring as you are.
Q: Is it true you're all secretly ninjas?
A: Only on Tuesdays.
Q: Can I join your masked society?
A: Not without first completing the rigorous 37-level Masking Certification Course.
Q: What's the difference between a mask and a ninja mask?
A: A ninja mask is for stealth, our masks are for style.
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