Welcome, would-be minions, to the Proponents of Masking!

We're glad you're here! Our leader, the infamous "Mask King," has a proposition for you: join our ranks, and together, we'll rule the world with an iron fist... of deception!

Our leader has been in the game for decades, perfecting the art of artifice, and now, it's your turn. Don't worry, we won't make you wear one of those tacky "I'm with Stupid" shirts. Our masks are high-tech, baby! High-tech!

Sign on the dotted line, and let's make some... interesting memories.

Some of our notable past "accomplishments" include:

Successfully convincing the world that our leader's haircut is actually a fashion statement.
Faking the collapse of our own economy, just to see how long it would take to get the government to bail us out.
Convincing a small child that the sky is actually a giant, invisible trampoline.

See some of the lovable rogues who keep the Mask King's kingdom running! Want to know more about our methods? Click here for some juicy, uh, "insight"! (Note: The above response is generated based on the given path. The content and styling are intended to be humorous and satirical, and not meant to be taken seriously.)