A: Because, let's be real, your face is the most fascinating thing about you. We can't let it get away with just a boring old face!
Also, it's a great way to keep your identity hidden from your coworkers who always ask, "Hey, did you get a haircut?"
Q: But won't wearing a mask make me look like a total weirdo?
A: Only if you wear a Weirdo Mask. Our Stealthy Masking technique ensures you look stylish and menacing.
Q: Can I use my Stealthy Mask for more than just hiding from the government?
A: Absolutely! You can use it for: PartyPants, DateNight, or even Stealthy Sniping!
Q: How do I clean my Stealthy Mask?
A: Just wipe it with a dirty rag and call it good. It's like your face, but, like, better.
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