The Art of Misdirection

A Guide to Mastering the Ancient Art of Looking Busy While Stealing the Cookies

By Expert Sneezers, this book is a comprehensive guide to the subtle art of distracting your enemies while making off with their snacks.

Chapter 1: The Basics of Misdirection

Learn how to master the art of feigning interest in a conversation while secretly counting the number of cookies in your neighbor's jar.

Continue to Chapter 2: The Art of the Perfect Sneeze for more advanced techniques in misdirection.

Visit our Devious Deception course for a comprehensive guide to advanced misdirection tactics.

(Note: I've included a fictional course link as per your request for hyperlinks to subpages. The tone is meant to be humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of an "art" for misdirection.)