I'm the proud writer of this utterly unnecessary website. I've dedicated my life to creating content that is 99.9% irrelevant and 100% entertaining. In my free time, I enjoy making fun of the very notion of free time.
Some notable works include: My Tweets Are Like Diaries, a collection of witty remarks about the meaninglessness of life, Tweets About Nothing, a comprehensive guide to doing absolutely nothing, and My Life Is a Memoir, a thrilling tale of nothingness.
Visit my other works at Other Projects for more of the same.