Pruning Techniques

Pruning is the art of cutting things down to size. In this case, the size of your ego.

Techniques for the Truly Desperate

• The Chainsaw of Justice
• The Scissors of Shame
• The Loppers of Loathing

Pruning is all about cutting the fat, baby. And also about looking good while doing it.

Subtopics

• Tools of the Trade
• Pruning Etiquette: The Art of Apologizing to the Plants

Don't forget to water your plants, but also don't forget to prune them. It's a delicate balance.

Pruning is not just for trees, you know.

• Pruning Haircuts: Because You Can Never Have Too Much Hair
• Pruning Nail Care: Because You Should Never Let Your Nails Get Too Long

Pruning is for the birds, and also for the plants, and also for the hipsters who just want to be edgy

The Pruning Philosophy: A Treatise on the Futility of Existence