Punderous Puns
Pun-filled Contest Rules
Welcome to the most pun-filled contest in the multiverse! If you're ready to have your brain turned into a cheesy grater, then you're in the right place.
Here are the rules:
- Submit your punniest puns, and we'll try not to groan too loudly.
- Puns can be submitted as comments, but please keep them under 200 words, or we'll have to send you to Punderous Punditry School.
- Only puns that are actually punny will be accepted. No mere wordplay or clever tricks. We have a pun-ometer to detect and eliminate such shenanigans.
- Winners receive a year's supply of catnip and the coveted Golden Pundit Award, which is actually just a slightly-used tissue with the words "Punderous Puns" scribbled on it.
- By submitting a pun, you agree to let us use it for our nefarious purposes, which may include but are not limited to: creating an army of pun-loving robots, building a bridge to the land of Punderousia, and/or making a really bad pun-filled movie.
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