Punishment Theater: Act 2, Scene 3 - More Puns

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Where the puns are as sharp as a knife and the humor is as dry as a prune.

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Today's Puns:

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, duh!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!