What happens when you comply with authority?
When you comply with authority, you will be rewarded with:
- More paperwork
- Bureaucratic red tape
- A lifetime supply of fluorescent lighting
- A free subscription to the official newsletter of the Ministry of Bureaucracy
Or, you know, maybe:
- Early parole eligibility
- A chance to participate in our annual 'Compliance Olympics'
- A 50% discount on your first 100 hours of community service
But don't just take our word for it! See for yourself:
Case Studies: When Compliance Went Right
Miscellaneous Penalties
Unconventional Compliance Methods