Welcome to the Pun Reporting Hotline, where we take puns so seriously that you'll be in a world of trouble if you make one.
Call in your puns and we'll dispatch our team of highly trained pun-detection agents to deal with the situation.
Don't try to "puns-ter" our agents, we have a no-nonsense policy when it comes to wordplay.
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