In the beginning, there was a chicken named Chuck who was so good, he was egg-straordinary. Chuck was so proud of his egg-cellence that he traveled back in time to meet his ancestors, who were also quite the egg-straordinary bunch.
As Chuck traveled through time, he met a wise old owl named Professor Hootenanny, who taught Chuck the art of time travel with puns. Professor Hootenanny's classes were so popular that he had to start a time-traveling pun-tourism business to keep up with demand.