Introduction
Are your enemies driving you crazy? Do you have a few too many frenemies in your life?
Then you've come to the right place! In Flaming Frenemies III, we'll teach you how to turn the tables on your adversaries and come out on top.
Or at the very least, we'll provide you with some really good ways to distract yourself while waiting for your parole officer to show up.
Defensive Techniques
- 1. The Sponge Technique: Soak your frenemies in a vat of hot, gooey cheese.
- 2. The Diploma Technique: Out-bureaucrat your frenemies in a game of wits.
Advanced Techniques
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Testimonials
- "I used the sponge technique and now I have a really nice cheese collection." - John, former frenemy victim
- "I've never felt so empowered after learning the flaming frenemy fu! My wife now respects me!" - Bob, former husband of a frenemy wife