A never-ending list of functions we never need but can't stop using
The TacoMachine has been upgraded with an infinite number of buttons. Because who needs simplicity, right? Now you can spend 3 hours deciding which function to use.
Taco Chooser 5000 - Because who needs a taco when you have a taco chooser 5000?
Ultimate Taco Button - For when you want to make a taco but not really make a taco
Extra Large Taco Button - Because who needs a normal size button when you can have extra large?