Solve for x: A Guide to Unnecessary Functions

Warning: The following guide may cause excessive eye strain, keyboard fatigue, and an unquenchable thirst for more complex solutions.

Step 1: Write the Equation

You must first write the equation you seek to solve. In this case, it's a classic: x = 3y + 2z - 4

Unnecessary Step 2: Multiply Both Sides of the Equation by 4

Yes, you heard that right: multiply both sides by 4. Don't ask questions. 4x = 12y + 8z - 16

Step 3: Add 5 to Both Sides

Because, mathematically speaking, this is exactly what you needed to do. 4x + 5 = 12y + 8z - 11

Take it to the next level: Add 7 to both sides!

Solved!

Congratulations, you've solved for x in the most unnecessary way possible! x = (12y + 8z - 11) / 4

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