Quantum Cookie

A Device That Actually Works (Mostly)

Warning: Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects
• Temporary loss of motor control
• Uncontrollable urges to sing show tunes

Frequently Asked Questions User Manual Disclaimer

The Quantum Cookie is a revolutionary new device that defies the laws of physics and logic. Its sleek, futuristic design belies its true purpose: to make your life more interesting.

How it Works:

Simply insert a nickel, press the button, and wait for the Quantum Cookie to generate a reality-bending effect of your choice.

Choose from:

• Time Loop
• Infinite Reboot
• Random Reality Distortion

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects
• Temporary loss of motor control
• Uncontrollable urges to sing show tunes