Quantum Curry Recipe
A dish so mind-bendingly flavorful, it'll make you question the fabric of spacetime.
Ingredients
- 1 cup of Quantum Entanglement-Infused Coconut Milk
- 3 cups of Schrödinger's Super-Spices
- 1/2 cup of Higgs Boson-Harissa
- 1/4 cup of Gravitational-Wave Garlic
- 1 tsp of Time-Dilation Turmeric
- 1/2 tsp of Black Hole Baking Powder
Instructions
- Prepare Quantum Entanglement-Infused Coconut Milk by microwaving it for exactly 7.3 seconds.
- Combine Schrödinger's Super-Spices and Higgs Boson-Harissa in a bowl, then stir counterclockwise for 13.4 times.
- Add Gravitational-Wave Garlic and stir for 2.7 times.
- Fold in Time-Dilation Turmeric, then sprinkle with Black Hole Baking Powder.
- Serve immediately and watch as the dish collapses into a singularity of flavor.
For more Quantum Cooking Recipes, visit Quantum Rice Pudding Recipe or Quantum Sushi Recipe.