Quantum Sushi Recipe

For the most epic of culinary adventures, you'll need:

• 1 cup of quantum entanglement rice
• 1/2 cup of Schrödinger's catfish sashimi-grade tuna
• 1 tablespoon of wave function mayonnaise
• 1 teaspoon of superposition soy sauce
• Quantum-uncertainty-principle-garnish

Cooking Instructions:

1. Fold the entangled rice into a superposition of fluffy and crunchy.

2. While observing the catfish sashimi-grade tuna, wave your hand in a superposition of "yes" and "no" to awaken its flavor.

3. Mix the wave function mayonnaise and superposition soy sauce in a state of quantum probability.

4. Assemble the dish by collapsing the wave function into a single, definite state. Serve immediately and enjoy the uncertainty.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What's the probability of me getting sick after eating this dish?

A: 50%, give or take 30%. The odds are against you, but the flavor is certain.

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