Quantum-Curry's Instructions for the Inevitable Apocalypse

Step 1: Prepare for the Unavoidable

Don a tin foil hat and a pair of sensible shoes. You never know when the quantum fluctuations will get out of hand.

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Step 2: Harness the Power of Quantum Uncertainty Quantum-Curry's Instructions for the Inevitable Apocalypse

Quantum-Curry's Instructions for the Inevitable Apocalypse

Step 1: Prepare for the Unavoidable

Don a tin foil hat and a pair of sensible shoes. You never know when the quantum fluctuations will get out of hand.

As you've probably already figured out, our next step is crucial. Click here for Phase 2

Step 2: Harness the Power of Quantum Uncertainty

Use our patented Quantum-Fudge-Algorithm to predict the unpredictable. It's like predicting lottery numbers, but with more math and less luck.

For the sake of science, go back to Phase 2 and try again.

Step 3: Enjoy the Beautiful Chaos

As the apocalypse unfolds, take a moment to appreciate the art in the destruction. The crumbling of civilizations, the scattering of particles... it's all just so... so beautiful.

When the dust settles, read about our Aftermath Guide for tips on how to rebuild with style.

Step 4: Profit from the Apocalypse

As the world burns, so do the markets. Invest in Quantum-Curry Inc.'s Apocalypse-Stocks and watch your wealth triple, quadruple, and then quintuple in no time.

But don't say we didn't warn you... see our Aftermath Guide for more on the fine print

Step 5: Flee in Terror

When all else fails, and it probably will, grab your cat and run. Don't look back, don't look up. Just keep on running.

But wait, you're not done yet! Check out our Escape Plan for more on the art of fleeing with style

Bonus Step: Laugh at the Folly

As the world burns, take a moment to appreciate the absurdity of it all. After all, it's not the end of the world... or is it?

And that's a wrap, folks! Thanks for playing, and don't forget to tip your quantum mechanics!

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