Quantum Non-Linear Oven: The Ultimate Time-Traveling Toaster

Warning: Do not use this oven for cooking, it's for TIME TRAVEL ONLY!

Located in a parallel dimension, this oven can cook your food in any time period you desire.

Features:

• Time-Traveling Mode: Choose from a variety of eras, from ancient Egypt to a dystopian future.
• Auto-Toast: Set your toast to perfection with our advanced quantum algorithms.