Quantum Uncertainty Timeline: A Catalog of Cat Fails

Welcome, temporal traveler. Here's a list of notable cat fails, as dictated by the principles of quantum uncertainty.

Cat Lawsuit, 1952: A group of cats, led by a sassy calico named Whiskers, sue their owner for not providing enough snacks.

Cat Napping Epicenter, 1975: The world's largest cat napping incident, where 500 cats simultaneously decided they were too lazy to nap elsewhere.

Cat Hair Loss, 1982: A study on the aerodynamics of cat fur, revealing the shocking truth behind feline hairballs.

Cat-astrophe Nomicon: A feline astronaut's unfortunate return from space, where they discovered the true meaning of "cat-astrophe" firsthand.

Stay tuned for more cat fails!