Today's Top 5 Puns
- Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
- Because it had a fowl cough!
- What do you call a cow with no legs?
- A mew-nter, because it's udderly impossible to get a leg up in life!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was a-maize-ing!
Pun of the day:
Don't have a cow, I have a beef with you!