Q: What is Quantum Bloopers?
A: It's a phenomenon where the universe suddenly and inexplicably starts to bloop.
What is a Bloop?Q: Why do Quantum Bloopers occur?
A: We're still trying to figure that out. Maybe it's the cats in the microwave.
The Cat TheoryQ: Can I prevent Quantum Bloopers?
A: Nope. You'll just have to roll with it.
Preventing the InevitableQ: Can I report a Quantum Blooper?
A: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. We're not exactly swamped with bloop reports.
Reporting a Bloop