Quantum Teleportation: Because Instantaneous Transportation is a Real Thing (But Let's Be Real, it's Still Really Hard)

At Quantum Bloopers, we're working on making quantum teleportation a reality. Not just because it's cool, but also because who needs a boring, old-fashioned subway system?

• Current Status: Quantum Entanglement Theory still not fully understood
• Next Steps: Experimental Design phase, because that's where all the cool kids are at
• Goals: Teleporting 1000 km in under 1 second (current record: 500 m in 0.05 seconds)