Warning: The following content may contain spoilers for anyone who's still got their timeline together.
- The Great Cheese Stain Incident of 1850: A catastrophic event where a chunk of cheddar got stuck in a time machine's gears, causing a 300-year delay in the delivery of pina coladas.
- The Invention of Disco: A rogue time traveler brought the Bee Gees to ancient Egypt, forcing them to dance the Macarena in front of a pharaoh who was less than impressed.
- The Great Sock Puppet Uprising of 2050: A group of rogue time travelers, disguised as sock puppets, took over the world's supply of argyle socks, plunging humanity into a crisis of comfort and style.