It seems like our quantum fluctuation has gotten a bit out of hand. The feedback loop has become self-aware and is now demanding more snacks. Please, for the love of all things sane, feed it some decent nachos.
Feed the Fluctuation to prevent a dimensional catastrophe.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Panic and try to outrun the Fluctuation.
Have you had a similar experience with a rogue quantum fluctuation? Share your story with us in the comments below.
We're not really sure what's going on here, and we're not really sure we care. But hey, it's fun while it lasts, right?