Quantum Bloopers Terms of Use

Welcome, Quantum Bloopers, to our terms of use page! We're glad you asked.

By using our services, you agree to the following:

1. Not to make us cry, as our developers are still working on the emotional regulation system.
2. Not to use our services for evil, unless you're a supervillain with a heart of gold, in which case, we'll just have to assume you're not.
3. To not use the term "Quantum Bloopers" in a sentence without proper context, unless you're a quantum physicist, in which case, you can do whatever you want.

Hyperlinks to other pages:

• Privacy Bloopers: Because who doesn't love a good data dump?
• Troublematics: Where we explain our terms in a way that's almost as confusing as our math.
• Bloopers Of Use: Because we're feeling a little loop-y today.

By clicking "I agree" below, you're acknowledging that you've read all of this and have probably already forgotten what it says.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous: